you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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