Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
