Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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