Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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