Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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