Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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