: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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