Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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