Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize
