This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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