Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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