they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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