She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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