How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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