He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
