I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think my nap took me to another dimension
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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