I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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