but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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