Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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