so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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