Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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