Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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