Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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