oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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