But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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