Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
we're so committed to being not committed
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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