we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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