Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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