So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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