why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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