My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
tell me about the eggs
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