Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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