I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
