i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
