we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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