I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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