Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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