There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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