New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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