They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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