apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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