he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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