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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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