We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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