I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
