loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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