My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
no you cant smoke seaweed
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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