you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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