He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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