You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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