toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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