did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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